Notch


(noun) a p-ssive aggressive person in control/b-tch
my boss is a real notch
notch: another word for jesus.
anyone who play minecraft know him.
hey look, notch joined our server!
(verb) to inadvertently ddos attack a website due to sudden interest, often caused by a reccomendation from someone with many online followers or fans.

coined on the 26th august 2011, when popular indie games developer notch (markus persson) directed his 300,000 or so twitter followers to visit the website of grimrock, another indie game, almost immediately crashing it.
notch: check out this awesome game! -trollface-

me: man, that website is gonna get notched.
a notch is a very unspecific unit of measurement.
hey, jacob, that wall is three notches high. ” “yeah, but this book is like six notches thick.
hot, particularly good looking, dank
did you see how notch that guy was?
something being of good quality. as in top notch
that game was notch
a frick (the awkward from of frack which is good)
minecraft player 1: “notch is sooooo cool! what a frack!”
me: “hes a frick”
1. to score a point

2. to copulate
he a was about to notch, which would win the game, but he slipped at the last minute.

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