notebook
the “professional” name for a laptop.
normal person: i’ll just take my laptop outside and….
pc obsessed nutter: it’s called a notebook, f-cking n00b!
normal person: congratulations on being a d-ck.
lots of pieces of paper that are bound together by a wire or glue. it’s cool
i’m going to write in my notebook today!!
“notebook”, is the term you use to refer to a laptop computer if you are:
a) a 9 year old girl that likes bratz dolls.
b) a f-cking tool of dell & microsoft.
c) n00b
if we start calling certain computers notebooks that leads to grammatical ambiguity.
customer: hi, i like to buy a notebook.
clerk: okay, would you like a $5 or $500 model?
it’s a stupid nickname created by r-t-rds who decided to major in marketing during college becuase they wanted to spend the majority of their time getting wasted.
the new word for “laptop”. probably used because corporate swines want to avoid lawsuits when someone’s b-ll-cks get toasted off – “notebooks” do tend to get pretty hot, yet the name doesn’t insinuate that you put it on your lap, unlike laptop.
the progression of technology can be a curse. this new “notebook” is so hot, i can’t even use it on my lap for twenty minutes without feeling ill.
journal, processor, exceleration, driver, destination of a persons thoughts and inquiries in life.
i dropped my notebook
my notebook is a mac pro. i.e. a dell is a decent notebook
they have story’s about each other in there notebooks.
woman to woman: honey you can have his body we just share our notebooks. that means worlds more to me than being the not the nail but the tail of his life.
the act of notebooking someone is when you invite a lady over, expecting to get some “action”, and watch the movie the notebook. when she tells you that she would like to watch the movie when you try to make out with her, you whip out your f-ck stick and start roughing up the suspect. finish by shooting off your load onto her face and telling her to leave the house, regardless of the house is yours or hers.
i went to holly’s house thinking i would get some action but she just wanted to watch the movie…so i notebooked her.
a portable computer that gets to hot to put on your lap, so it mainly stays off your lap, like on the table or somethin’ like that. mostly gaming notebooks
person 1: i just got a gaming notebook today 🙂
person 2: don’t u mean laptop?
person 1: no i can’t put it on my lap, it will burn my lap alive while playing a game! especially crysis!
person 2: ya, don’t burn yourself now.. xd
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