Noted.

a reply posted when someone puts a status on facebook, mysp-ce, etc. sarcastically shows that you care, and are going to write the status down in a notebook, when you really dont care at all about the status.
facebook status-
john smith is goin to the movies
comment-
noted.
when used as a reply, shorthand to express that the message is received. does not convey any emotion or opinion.
“my new cell # is 555-1234”
“noted.”
an easy reply to be used when someone e-mails you or posts something to their face book page that is the same old narrow minded, tiresome sh-t that they have been spouting for months. you want to tell them to shut the f-ck up, but you know that it’s useless- they will continue on their senseless course. this is the reply to use to respond to examples of hariotism, conspiracy theories, praise of rants from ann coulteror mich-lle bachman, comments supporting climategate and most anything coming out of a rebiblican’s mouth.
1. “president obama was not born in the united states.”
reply: “noted”

2. mich-lle bachman said “when i have sensed that the lord is calling me to do something, i’ve said yes to it. but i will not seek a higher office if g-d is not calling me to do it. that’s really my standard”.
reply: “noted”
a sarcastic way to say “thanks for sharing, no one really cares”
john: dude i ate a lollipop today!

bob: noted.
a term commonly used as a quick reply to an email acknowledging receipt of information in order to make the sender go away. it sarcastically shows that you care about what is being told to you when you really don’t care at all

it can also be used in daily email conversations to convey no emotion and no interest in what is being told to you in order to cut off the person sending you the email.
mr. manager email: “group, please review the contents of my email regarding your break times and arrival”

group: lets reply “noted” to the email … now; who wants to go downstairs for breakfast while mr. manager sits in his office down the hall?
when someone gets moded but because of the extreme nature of the action, you accompany the demotion with a signal verifying that the person should jot the moment down and commit it to memory so it will never be done again.
tyler: dang it, that’s twice.

justin: noted!!!!
bored, a state of feeling no excitment or energy, dull and uninteresting, feeling weary because one is unoccupied or lacks interest in one’s current activity.
ah, dude i’m so noted. tryna chill?