nothead


someone who thinks they’re a pothead, but really isn’t, but infact is a loser trying to be cool by smoking and learning about pot.

these people are usually desperate to smoke, or at least act like it. they will openly talk about smoking like they have nothing to hide. they think they are hardcore partyers or are too cool to do anything with anyone except smoke. they may seem to know a lot on the subject of marijuana, but to a true smoker, these people are complete idiots who just try too hard.

and that’s that.
kid #1: do you have a blunt? we need one.

kid #2: dude, no, i don’t -ssociate with notheads.

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