Nothing

what atheists believe is the cause of the universe
‘what is the cause of the big bang?’
‘nothing!’
‘ah, so the same thing i had for lunch today’
actually means “something,” but is used when you don’t feel like explaining.
hey, whatcha doin’?

(clearly working on something complex and important) nothing.
nothing was once questioned by a great mind. is it the “prescense of abscence or the abscense of prescense”? furthermore, what is the sound of one hand clapping? what is out there in the universe, at what makes up those vast sp-ces of abscense? (or prescense of abscense)

nothing, put simply, is the deepest, shallowest, brightest, darkest, widest, thinnest, and incomprehensibly empty emptyness, so empty that it is only prevented from collapsing upon itself because there is no substance to collapsae in upon, or no substance to do the collapsing, or even any substance to think or daydream about collapsing upon abscense of prescense or prescense of abscense, which is still utterly and completely absent of form and shape and m-ss and prescense that is abscent from the existance of anything. in short, nothing is the total, absolute, final, and complete spot that is both positive and negative, young and old, and to sum it all up the opposite of everything in existance, for there is no existance in nothingness. it has even been thought that nothingness itself doesn’t even exist, and that the existance of nothingness is so impossibly ludicrous and isnane that if anyone were to actually realize or see nothingness, the entirety of the expanse of the everything would simply vaporize, leaving even more nothingness in its place.

nothingness is nothing, to put it simply. (really, this time)
nothingness has only been explained correctly by zen buddhists:
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it is mightier than g-d, more evil than the devil, dumber than george w. bush, uglier than paris hilton, the poor have it, the rich lack it, and if you eat it for too long, you will die.

large amounts of it are found in the heads of politicians and the purses of pupils, students, single mothers and pensioners.
example for nothing:

everything when somebody says nothing is wrong it means everything is wrong
boy:whats wrong you look sad?
girl: nothing (<--liar) all that is left when there is no love i am nothing; there is nothing; nothing means anything without you. what else have i thought of all year: nothing what else interests me anymore: nothing what used to have meaning, now means: nothing what do i have to look forward to now that you have made me completely random: nothing but pain and emptiness. there is nothing but love its up your b-m, cant you feel it? what a guy says when he knows what he's p-ssed off about is stupid, knows it will sound stupid coming out of his mouth, but can't quickly get over it. whats wrong? "nothing...i said nothing....leave me alone dammit, you caring about whats wrong with me is whats wrong" when uttered by a female it means "i'm gonna see how many times you ask and beg for an answer...then i might tell you..maybe." guy: "what's wrong?" girl: "nothing." guy: "there has to be something..." girl: "no, really, i'm fine." guy: "okay suit yourself." result: poor guy's sleeping on the couch that night. shoulda forced the answer out of her. sucks, but true. ←