NOTMACHER
a term used to describe any ferrari f1 driver who is not michael schumacher. it is most commonly used to refer to luca badoer, as many people do not know his name or any other details about him (other than the fact he is a sh-t driver).
since notmacher conveys feelings of deep disappointment it may occasionally be used in general conversation to express this.
“i hope schumacher’s neck is better… f-cking notmacher is a bore to watch.”
“dude, i told you to get a bottle of dp not some cheap -ss sparkling wine. total notmacher…”
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