Notre Date


the awkward social interaction in which notre dame students are forced to choose between a serious, exclusive relationship or just casually sk-nking around (generally while hopped up on keystone and popov’s).
student 1: how has notre dating been going for you this year?
student 2: i can’t really remember, but one morning i woke up stuck to a condom wrapper in my math ta’s loft. thanks to that notre date i have a boyfriend now.

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