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• clemendog

  when you drill a hole into an orange or clementine and put it on your d-ck. then a girl sucks on the orange or clementine until all the juice is sucked dried from the fruit. the water girl gave me a clemendog before football practice.

• Clutch-Fucking

  (v.) the act of driving slower than one should, thus making the person behind them be stuck between gears. the effect is worst in a manual. a: hey you’re boggin’ down, downshift. b: then i’ll over-rev. this guy’s totally clutch-f-cking me.

• Dicky D Special

  when you wake up a girl for morning s-x with a swift morning wood c-ck slap he rolled over and gave her the d-cky d special

• Bontrager

  used to describe a person that has an obsessive fetish for smiley faces, and things of the yellow color. a bontrager person is also know to talk with a lisp. lets see a hypothetical example: guy: whoa, i count 264 smiley faces in this room, why so many? bontrager: oh sssilly, they dethscribe my perthsonality

• Backspeak

  the art of speaking each word backwards while keeping the standard continuity of a sentence. variations range from changing the sound of the letters or keeping their original sound. boy: i evol uoy. (eye eevol ooh-oy) girl: what? boy: i love you! i said it backwards; it’s called ‘backspeak’.

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