Nought to sort


when someone who used to be ugly, becomes very attractive. from a ‘nought’ or ‘zero out of ten’, to a ‘sort’, a term used to describe attractive people by some londoners and c-ckneys.
man 1- “oi, mate, you seen that bird , chantelle, these days?”
man 2-“yeah geez, she used to be clapped as h-ll but now she’s gorgeous”
man 1-“proper nought to sort”
man 2-“trust me”

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