noughties
a cooler way of saying 2000s. it’s that decade we’re in now, you know, the one between the ”tens” and the ”nineties”.
“the biggest selling singer of the noughties”
meaning to be ‘naughty’ but in the rude manner of ‘with the nought’ (or anything involving the nought).
lou was very ‘noughty’ as she often enjoyed playing with her nought.
ladies fancy bags f-gs are also known as ‘nought navigators’.
a game you can play with your sky remote.
you may have noticed, if you press the ‘0’ b-tton on your remote it will appear, as if you intend to change the channel for approximately 10 seconds before disappearing.
if you press the ‘0’ b-tton four times in a row, a red error message will occur that reads ‘channel unavailable’.
well, in the art of noughties, the aim is to make this message occur in the longest time possible, i.e. wait as long as possible before pressing the next ‘0’ without the previous ‘0’ disappearing and continue this until the message occurs.
the maximum possible time is 30 seconds.
guy 1: mann this sh-t is boring, why are we even watching it?
guy 2: i dunno.. fancy a game of noughties?
guy 1: ok, i’ll time you!
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