nouveau douche
a person with a little bit of money who thinks that their small bankroll gives them the right to discard manners and cl-ss. literally, “the new douche.”
person 1: check out that -ss-hat in the “stunna shades” arguing with the hotel manager because they won’t give him a free upgrade to a penthouse on a sold-out night.
person 2: he won’t even take off his shades to argue with the guy!
person 1: it’s probably to protect his eyes from all the cubic zirconium he’s wearing to look like “ice.”
person 2: welcome to the nouveau douche.
1. an ignorant man or woman who learns to fly-fish, brew their own beer, and perform other acts not for themselves, but for the approval of others.
“awww man, did he take up flyfishing? yeah man, he just grew out a gnarly beard and started to fly-fish. what a nouveau douche.”
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