nouveau virgin
someone who hasn’t had s-xual intercourse in an extended period of time (at least over 10 years). from the french word “nouveau” (meaning “new”).
him: “have you ever slept with a guy before?”
her: “yes, once … nearly 10 years ago!”
him: “so you’re like … a nouveau virgin?”
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