Nova Scotia

greatest & most beautiful province in canada. no people, we all had to go to boston to find work, but the most breath-taking scenery in the world. too bad we’re continually screwed over by a–hole politicians in ottawa, and powerful interests in western canada who sh-t on us. nova scotia (and nb & pei) are even more isolated from the rest of canada by those crying limp-wristed p-ssy frogs in queerbec who won’t stop whining, so pretty soon we’ll have to join the u.s. and become the 7th new england state. they do more for us than the rest of canada anyway. h-ll, we’re already part of red sox nation. we’ll never be fans of the blow-jays or the not so dearly departed expos. nova scotia rocks, the rest of canada can kiss our -sses.
how can you tell the difference between someone from nova scotia and someone from quebec?

the person from ns will wave and say “h-llo”. the person from quebec will flip you off and say something rude in french, but then run away in terror like the p-ss-es they are if you confront them.
best f-cking province in canada!!
ns is the f-cking bomb man ! so much better then any of them other places up there !
atlantic province of canada. collection of farmland, beaches, forests and towns around halifax.
it’s about 2-3 hours to halifax once you get to nova scotia.
nova scotia is an eastern canadian province. it boasts some the most beautiful scenery in all of canada. nova scotia is the place to go if you want to experience nature, an abundance of wildlife and a place that has not been tainted by the “big city” mentality that so much of our world seems to have these days. don’t listen to these other obviously mean-spirited individuals on this site, nova scotian’s are some of the friendliest people you will ever meet and they welcome visitors with open arms. nova scotia is also known for its fishing communities, quality restaurants, and thriving nightlife. if you do your research and plan your trip well you will have the time of your life in nova scotia and i guarantee you, you will not want to leave.
the comment about elderly people visiting nova scotia is true but it is not because nova scotia is not worth seeing…it is because they know from experience and wisdom what alot of people do not, nova scotia is a true gem…and that is that.
nova scotia, canada part of the maritimes and the atlantic provinces
canada’s vacationland. unfortunately, most people forget about it, except when they want to get away from citylife in toronto or ottawa. beautiful coastline, amazing scenery. province is in bad shape financial though. home of three great things that start with s- seafood, sloan, and sidney crosby.
i add amazing scallops while listening to sloan and watching sidney crosby on tv while in nova scotia.
nova scotians love children and pets, but have no time for adults, particularly those who “come from away”. if you weren’t born or raised in the province, there’s no place for you. no jobs to speak of, unless you’re willing to work for such miserable pay and conditions, not even a nova scotian would consider it. employers rarely return phone calls and people with decent jobs cling to them with a fierce tenacity.
in short, it’s a great place to live if you’re rich or self-sufficient. otherwise, look elsewhere.
“h-llo, i just moved to nova scotia and i’m looking for…. h-llo? h-llo? yes, is this human resources? excuse me, but did you say that the person who does the hiring is on paid leave for two years? and the vacancy has been filled by her cousin? is there someone else who… h-llo?”
when you’re f-cking someone from behind and they seem to be losing interest, pop your finger in your -sshole and fish hook ’em in the mouth with it.
“i was really going to town on martha’s hindquarters and suddenly she struck me as corpse-like, i -ssumed i’d broken her spine and literally f-cked her to death, but i had to give her an old fashioned nova scotia just to make sure. the good news is she’d simply fallen asleep, the bad news is she bit my finger off.”

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