Novelty Fuck
to have s-x with a person because of a feature they possess. you would probably not have s-x with this person if they did not have this feature.
possible features:
disfigurement (missing a finger to quadriplegic)
size (anorexic to michelin man)
relation to someone (celebrities cousin to an -sshole high school band directors daughter)
body modifications (tongue ring to gauged -n-s)
“wait you f-cked susan?!”
“yeah man?”
“why the h-ll did you do that? she is missing her right arm!”
“novelty f-ck!”
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- No Vormo
the vore equivalent of the phrase “no h-m-” used in situations after one inadvertently says something that sounds relative to voraphilia. used to denote that whatever one is doing is, in fact, not escalating into the act of vore. if you stick your finger in my face again, i’ll bite it off. no vormo.
- shnoggy boogens
normally considered the answer to the question “whats goin on?” commonly preceeded by the word “eh” -hey man hows it goin??? -eh, shnoggy boogens
- shuftie
to look at something let’s have a shuftie at the menu. you’re hogging the view. give us a shuftie.
- No weird
an expression describing a desire for no condiments. “…no ketchup, no mustard, no relish; no weird on that burger, please.”
- NSF Groupie
a person of the female race who throws up “nsf”. said groupie(s) then procede to give pleasure to nsf members. f-ck there’s nothing to do tonight. oh wait we got nsf groupies.