novie
top definition
a “novie” is a movie you play during some intimate encounter (that no-one actually watches) to shield you from any uncomfortable silence.
mike: “jen came over last night so i popped in a novie and we talked till the mood struck right.”
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an ol’ fart with a saggy -ss and an extremely huge c-ck!
golly gee! you were pounded by a novie?
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