nozzle

d-ck
jack is such a nozzle. he’s always acting like a son-of-a-b-tch!
the part of a douche bag that goes inside of a v-g-n-. it is used as an insult, and is considered worse than just being called a douche or douche bag.
joe blow is such a nozzle.
a typical young male usually suffering from delusions of adequacy.
there are more nozzles in here than at the douche factory.
to rub your nose against someone. usually to show affection or to annoy those that would not want to receive affection without making oneself appear h-m-s-xual.
casper nozzled harry’s shoulder because casper knew it would annoy harry.

ollie: “oh no harry, you just got nozzled!”
v.t. “nozzle” is a verb which means, “to rouse another individual by inserting an object in his or her nose.” usually, this is a tactic used for waking up someone who is sleeping or who has p-ssed out due to intoxication. although many objects may be used to nozzle someone, the instrument of choice is a twizzler because it has maximum rigidity without the drawback of causing actual damage to the recipient’s nasal cavity.
“nozzled you my friend.” steve butawbi (will ferrell) in night at the roxbury.
a hilarious word to say when high/stoned
“say it! say it!” says one stoner to another,
“nozzle!” – both start cracking up
a way to describe no!! without sounding too harsh. pr-nounced no-z-ls, it is a feminine exclamation that can be used in a jocular manner or can be said with severity and get a guy to stop sh-gging you when you dont want it.
it must be said in a girly voice.
oh nozzles!! not my toes!!
oh nozzles, struan, i want chocolate cake!!
oh nozzles, im having s-x!! nozzles!!!!