NPR Rush Whiplash
the sense of absolute confusion that one feels when flipping the radio dial from national public radio directly to the rush limbaugh or any other right wing radio show. this has been known to cause liberals to feverishly vote for barbra streisand for every elected office on their ballots. in their delirium and panic in this condition, conservatives tend to vote for sarah palin’s youngest child trig. the ailment is easily treated by a steady diet of smooth jazz.
“i don’t know what to do. i want to be fair about immigration but i am really concerned about illegal lithuanians getting access to our health care system.”
“you’ve been listening to npr and rush again, haven’t you?”
“yeah i think i have npr rush whiplash.”
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