ntbts
ntbt is a text/chat/im abbreviation that stands for “no tell, bro talk.” it is generally used as a preface for sensitive information, especially in regard to something that a bro would not want his girlfriend to know about.
text sequence between two bros.
bro 1: dude, you’ll never believe what happened last night.
bro 2: what?
bro 1: ntbt.
bro 2: of course.
bro 1: i totally f-cked my girlfriend’s sister.
bro 2: nice.
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abbreviation for “not to be taken seriously.”
sometimes typed in a manner to resemble html code, the phrase is used to convey tone of voice in forums or message boards when a poster wants to imply a joking manner in their post, though not necessarily a sarcastic one.
it is similar to “oaj” or “only a joke,” , and .
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the poster’s reply said, “now that i know that about you, i’m going to put you on ignore ” but i didn’t get upset, because i knew that person was only teasing.
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