NTP

short for “need to pee”. used mostly in instant messaging.
when you need to pee really bad, it’s generally good if it doesn’t take that long saying it.
charlie: what did you think about the party last night?
mike: ntp. brb
-minute goes by-
mike: bib. party was great!
ntp: non-team player. someone who is selfish, inconsiderate, and refuses to take one for the team.
“wow that f-cking ntp went to pick strawberries instead of playing d&d with us”
not the point.
why are you buying basketball shoes, you don’t even play!
ntp, i think they look pretty cool.

charles: dude, andrew totally hit that last night.
andrew: nah, ntp, did you see the other chick he took home?! bangin!!
non threatening p-n-s
a straight male friend who will not try to sleep with a female friend.
he is like a brother, exhibiting completely non-s-xual behaviour. he’s not necessarily a “nice guy”, but just a great friend that has nothing to do with s-x.

ntp is the male version of the “f-g hag”, except both parties are straight.
kayla and her ntp, derrick, go to the strip club all the time. every girl should have at least one ntp in her contact list.
this acronym stands for the phrase “no teeth please” inspired by those who were dissapointed after losing the corn off their cob. one should always say “ntp” right before he receives dome, saftey first!
hey bro, last night me and mike were having a wicked time just playing uno, chillen ya know. he popped in a dave mathews cd and that’s when everything got wierd. he unzippered my pants and right away i shouted “ntp bro!!!”