nu labour


asinine slang term for the british “new labour” movement of the 1990s to late 2000s under tony blair and gordon brown.

generally employed by would-be political commentators on internet forums who aren’t as witty as they think they are.

see also: bliar
the nu labour government just took away another of my freedoms- bliar bliar out out now

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