Nu Metal


after many years of extensive research, scientists have come up with the following definition:

sh-t.
nu metal: about as good as a dead old womans v-g-n-.
a form of hard rock, that started in the early 1990s, with such bands as korn. contrary to popular belief, nu metal is not actuualy a metal style, because it evolved from hardcore, which in turn evolved from punk, and not metal.
nu metal is closely related to rapcore.
korn, limp bizkit, (new) in flames, (new) soilwork.
the boy bands of metal. a form of music with repetive and irratating riffs, deridable forced angst lyrics, bad singing, and an undeniable lack of talent. it is a trend among hot topic sheep goths, steroid addicted jocks, and 10 year olds who just have been introduced to mtv. the music is commercialized, fake, and mixes metal with forms of rapcore and bad alternative rock. bands include slipknot, korn, cold, etc.
if i want to listen to nu-metal i’ll make a cheap riff, talk about how my ‘soul is raging’, and get a corporate producer! turn that f-cking sh-t off!
the poser’s answer to metal
poser1:yo, i’m this music is so raw, its like saying “f-ck you” to the corperate world
poser2:your cell phones ringing
a new genre of rock that appeared in the late 90’s. it includes such bands as limp bizkit, system of a down, g-dsmack and saliva.
i can’t use my radio anymore because it is flooded with this nu-metal cr-p.
i don’t really know what’s wrong with those people that hate nu-metal and nu-metal bands. apart from lp, i don’t listen to genres or artists, i listen to _songs_. d-mn, if i hear a catchy melody in a britney spears song, i’d like it, still knowing britney is a b-tch. so you lame–sses stop whining, take off your f—in’ poser masks, and listen to whatever music that you like. and, you could try looking at the lyrics of nu-metal.

look at the “broken love”/other themes ratio of most genres. for pop, it’s 90/10, for example, 80/20 goes for emo, hip-hop has almost no love, but that’s another thing. you see, nu-metal does have love songs, but they are different from the m-sses, and the ratio is something like 40/60.

and why should people blame nu-metal for being mainstream-friendly? why, in fact, is being “mainstream-freindly” bad? the mainstream is what most people currently like, and, even when its fashion goes away, there would people still listening to it.

and, who cares what kind of people are the musicians? probably most famous cl-ssic music composers were mean b-st-rds, but their music is still remembered. the beatles were dope-heads, but they still are great. understand it, n-body cares if fred durst is a poser. if you like lb, you like it. and if you don’t, you don’t.

so stop f—ing around and don’t forget that music is made for people to have fun, not to argue. k?
there was this really good example here, it was like, “dude listen to this” – “it rocks, what is it?” – “korn” – “it sucks”. if you like some music, listen to it, dammit! enough hipocrisy.

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