nu-metal face


to do the nu-metal face:
1) place your clenched fists against the sides of your head, pressing in on your temples.
2) contort your mouth and eyes in the way that you might if you were p-ssing a really big sh-t
3) rock back and forth slightly.
4) scream “noooo! i won’t tidy my rooooom!!!” at the top of your pre-p-b-scent voice.
5) repeat as necessary, occasionally pulling up the top of your linkin park hoodie for effect.
“you just don’t understand me!!! i won’t do my homeworrrrkkkk!!!!”

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