Nubclusterfuck


noun. a sorry cl-stering of nubs, usually in a pvp gaming environment. usually the chief indicator of an inherently weak team. similar to turtling, except that the former can be a valid pvp team strategy in some situations. nubcl-sterf-cks, however, form when the majority of pvp team members are unfamiliar with the map (or pvp in general), are quickly routed, and fall back into a defensive position that guarantees they will not have the resources to acquire and hold any sufficient strategic advantages or objectives.
“wow…what a nubcl-sterf-ck at the farm node. this ab loss is going to take an hour, i’m going /afk”.

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