nuclear carl
when you take a sh-t and then put it in some one’s microwave and then start the timer
so i was r-mm-ng this fat b-tch and then i started doing her up the -ss. she started bleeding and was totally freaking out about it so i got p-ssed and went downstairs and gave her a nuclear carl: i also killed her cat.
microwaving a piece of dog sh-t on high for 5 minutes at a party where you don’t know anyone. this really stinks, especially if the dog is old or sick!
“that party was wack, so i set off a nuclear carl”
if you find yourself at a bad party, you can set off a nuclear carl before you leave. here is the proper way to do it:
1. get 2 plates from their kitchen.
2. go somewhere where you will not be seen and p–p on a plate.
3. squish the p–p so it is between 2 plates.
4. put it in the microwave.
5. set the microwave for 0% for 5 mins then 100% for 10 mins.
6. casually walk out the door.
i hit that party with a nuclear carl.
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