nuclear wessels
1. what chekhov says to the cop in star trek iv: the voyage home.
2. what to ask old people or republicans when you meet them on the street. russian accent is essential for maximum hilarity.
person: esscuse me, vere are se nuclear wessels?
old person or republican: oh my gosh, communist!
person: epic fail, mccarthy.
(then you run away singing the yodel thing at the beginning of “numa numa”)
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