nude celebrity websites
(n.) websites with compendiums of famous women in bikinis (which are claimed to be nude), nipple slips, grainy footage from early 90’s tv showing them faking -rg-sms for the camera, uncountable broken links, faked pictures and constant requests to sign up for three day trials using your credit card.
i’m through with nude celebrity websites; my credit card information is not worth a picture of britney spears 2001 upskirt getting out of a limo or a picture of trish stratus nipple appearing.
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