nugget

someone or something adorable cute and huggable. many times of a smaller stature.
tammy: annie’s little brother is such a nugget!
debbie: i know right?!
a person with no arms or legs.
the nugget spent her days rolling down the street.
the final product of the art known as “nuggeting”. the nugget is a good way to humiliate your friends (or enemies) at school. the following steps should be followed when nuggeting:
1. obtain the subject’s backpack. although seemingly simple, this step is one of the most difficult actions taken during the nuggeting process.
2. carry the backpack (or have a recon specialist carry it for you) to a top secret location where the subject cannot see you (i.e. the back of the band room, gym, etc.)
3. unzip the largest pocket of the backpack and remove all items from that pocket only.
4. reach your hand into the bottom of the backpack and pull the inside out. after this step, the shoulder straps of the pack shoul be on the inside.
5. replace all of the subject’s belongings back into the flipped bag and zip the bag completely. this step becomes increasingly difficult as the backpack has more cr-p in it; therefore i recommend nuggeting a bag with limited supplies in it. after the bag is zipped, the zipper-pull things should be on the inside of the bag and not visible.
6. you have created a nugget.
7. put the nugget back where you originally took the pack and then get the h-ll out of there.
8. at the appropriate time (i.e. the end of a standard cl-ss period), watch from a safe distance as the subject returns to his backpack only to find it nuggetized. at this point, the subject has two options, they are as follows:
-. unnugget his/her bag and proceed to his/her next cl-ss or
-. take the walk of shame. the walk of shame occurs when a nugget victim does not have sufficient time to unnugget his/her bag and must carry it through the halls to his/her next cl-ss. this is the preferred outcome of a nugget.
notes: it is essential that the nugget be performed quickly, as to minimize the chances of being caught in the middle of the act…n-body wants an unfinished nugget. it is also important to replace all belongings in the bag and to put the nugget back where you had found it. g-dspeed.
subject: cr-p! i’ve been nuggeted!
everybody else: (laughs)
a bud of marijuana (pot, weed, trees, etc.)
yo lets get some nugget and smoke it in a honey dutch.
marijuana that is seed less, fully developed and it’s highly potent meaning lots of thc (tetrahydrocannabinol) and since it has so much thc you can see crystals on the bud which is pure thc.
that was some really dank nuggets we smoked last
night, can’t remember anything that sh-t got me so high, it put me out.
a person or a child who is cute, funny, and innocent. a way to describe someone lovingly who you cannot get over what they said, did, or just the way that they are because they are so darn cute! must be said in a whiney-tone of voice. nugggettt! use it and people will follow your lead.
ex: look at that baby, he/she is such a nugget!

or

john asked me to the dance, what a nugget!
the best food ever, usually made of or branded as chicken.
available at various fast food chains.

this food is so tasty that people have been known to randomly exclaim their want for them.
i want some f-ckin’ nuggets!
a) a lump of fried chicken in which the entire kfc franchise is based around

b) a bag of quality marijuana

c) the result of a school prank, in which the victim is distracted, everything is removed from their schoolbag, the schoolbag itself is flipped inside-out, everything is put back in, and the resulting “nugget” is left for the victim to find and de-nugget

d) parental slang for “idiot”

e) spontaneous nickname for a child who is excessively cute, funny, innocent-looking, etc.

f) slang for any large s-xual part on a girl’s body

g) a small lump of something precious, often gold or fried chicken. duh

h) a word with multiple definitions of the urban dictionary, in which this defintion has been compiled from all the other definitions by a sad guy with nothing better to do with his time.
a) joe: you wanna go to kfc and grab a nugget or two?

jim: nah thanks, i don’t wanna have a heart attack. again.

b) joe: where have you been?

jim: oh, i was just smokin’ mah nugget. it was awesome!

c) joe: what the f•ck happened to my bag?!

jim: you just got nugget’d, duh! -cracks up-

d) joe: oops, i didn’t mean to break it!

joe’s mother: oh joe, you’re such a nugget!

e) joe: aww, isn’t that baby cute?

jim: yeah, he’s duch a nugget!

f) joe: holy sh•t man! look at the nuggets on that one!

jim: i’ll ready the lube!

g) random gold miner: g’day mate! we be diggn’ fer gold

nuggets!

joe: why should i care, i got mah kfc nuggets right here.

h) you’re reading it right now.

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