number 5
receiving f-ll-t– while you are in the process of clearing your bowels.
d-mn blimmer, your sister is dirty. she gave a number 5 to lazarus and all his boys!
when you take a cr-p and realize you cr-ped blood
dude i just took a wicked number 5
to m-st-rb-t- whilst having your fingers up your -n-l p-ssage.
i just came back from doing a number 5!” “i don’t think we should be friends…
-jack off.
-m-st-rb-t-
guy 1: open the door!
guy 2: h-ll no! don’t coming in!
guy 1: why?
guy 2: im doing number 5! stupid-ss
an extreme tool; coined at williams grove speedway, august 19, 2008, because of the #5 outlaw race car sponsored by “extreme tools.”
he follows her around like a lost puppy; he’s such a “number 5 “.
to m-st-rb-t-. number 1 being to p-ss. number 2 being to sh-t, and number 5, because you have 5 fingers.
stop calling me, i’m taking a number 5.
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