numbnuts
someone sooo stupid that it seem like the nuts a numb
ronnie said, “of course she wants a piece of me numb nuts….you can really be stupid sometimes dailyn”
41 more definitions
a person of severely limited intellectual prowess.
what a n-mbn-ts!
n-mbn-ts (nuhm-nuhts)
noun
1. the stupidest of the stupid. a complete dumb-ss, one whose intelligence quotient does not surp-ss that of the average rock.
2. an utter disgrace of humanity.
3. one whose purpose in life is meaningless; a complete and total waste of life.
4. an ignorant, arrogant -sshole.
see jerkoff, f-ckhead, -sswipe, sh-tf-cker.
definition 1 examples:
the “let me hold a sheath the wrong way and whip out the knife and slice off my fingers” stupid.
the “let me try to break the sharp end of the knife with my p-n-s” stupid.
the “let’s try and juggle chainsaws a flamethrower and your mother in law with my -ss cheeks” stupid.
the “bash syphillis infected f-gs with my rock hard c-ck with a cut on it from me trying to break the sharp end of a knife with it” stupid.
a dumb-ss. a person of questionable intelligence, usually a male for obvious reasons. if reason is not obvious, perhaps you are a numbnut.
the numbnut tried to run away, but failed to realize his shoes were tied together.
-when one is being cluelessly dumb
-when a person thinks that they’re right about something in which they’re really not in reality
2cool4school: yo mang, who wanna battle
usuck@life: battle yourself…i’ll judge
2cool4school: ….wtf?
usuck@life: it was a joke, numb nuts
the metaphoric comparison of a useless un-inteligent person to useless sterile t-st-c-ls.
that f-ck’n numb nuts must of hit his head on the bathroom floor when his mother squated and sh-t him out her yeast infected c-nt.
1. lacking intelligence.
2. having no feeling in one’s nut.
1. get you head out of the oven, numb nut.
2. that ice will give you a numb nut.
an incredibly stupid person.
john is a numb nuts, he thaught berlin was in france!
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