nump
a mix of ‘nap’ and ‘dump’. the act of, while taking a dump, falling asleep on the toilet. often used as a way to have a quick nap at the workplace, by hiding in a bathroom stall to take a nap.
i was so hung over i took 3 numps today.
-or-
he’s so lazy, he numps more than he works.
the french translation:
chier+sieste = chieste
(pr-nounced shee-eh-ste)
bon, je vais prendre un chieste.
ok, i’m going to take a nump.
1. to approach a stranger and slowly rotate your hips while crossing your arms across your chest in a mummy-like fashion and yelping “nump!” in a high-pitched voice. inspired by the two legends, butch and mummy fart.
2. the act of numping.
“dude, let’s go nump the sh-t outta that f-ck!”
the act of wearing “nothing under my pants”.
man… i’m goin nump.
a word used to in any sentence describe anything at any timt
what the nump is going on?
that was numping awesome!
holy nump!
i don’t feel so nump today.
that awful moment when you take a dump and some of the toilet water splashes up and hits your b-tt.
ah gross i just had a nump!
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