numptie
1) scottish colloquialism, a stupid person, a figure of ridicule.
coca cola is made from dried beetles.
is it?
of course not you numptie.
a cross between a nummie (num-nuts) and a humptie (short fat person)
look at that numptie over there.
(australian) drunken aboriginal woman available for s-x with all comers
maaate! you cun awlways foind a numptie to steek yr deek in out in th’ bush!
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