---

numtastic

---

Read Also:

• Cooter Snap

  when having s-x the woman thrusts her hips up and down real fast almost making a snapping sound . man-the next time we bang i want you to give me a whole bunch of those cooter snaps that was awesome!

• gelatocise

  v.i. to eat gelato while exercising, particularly going on a walk through a city, the product of which is burning off the calories from walking that you just ingested from the gelato, therefore justifying the indulgence. san francisco is a great place to gelatocise!

• pounding watts

  listening to loud music, often with heavy b-ss. usually gets at least one person angry. joe: hey frank, lower the volume, i can’t hear the tv! frank: i can’t hear you joe, i’m too busy pounding watts! —– i’m bored. let’s pound watts. —– what did you do last night? not much, just pounded watts.

• pounding the porpoise

  to jerk off. to m-st-rb-t-. to stroke one’s own c-ck (usually with much vigor). d-mn, my c-ck is sore! since sara shot me down, i’ve been pounding the porpoise to an old hustler. i really need to get me some for-real nookie!

• Ghabriela

  a very cool , down-to-earth, extremely beautiful, s-xy girl with an extravagant smile. a ghabriela is definitely a what some may call a ‘keeper’! hard to get. shes such a ghabriela.

---