nunointed
the process by which one is anointed as a priest by a nun through one’s blessing of her sneeze and her acknowledgement of said blessing.
adam saw a nun sneeze on the bus and said “bless you”, the nun smiled and said “thank you” and he was thereby nunointed as a priest of whichever religious denomination from which that nun hailed; he never asked so he still doesn’t know.
Read Also:
- nuggie
a form of punishment used to -ssert dominance in a social structure, usually given when a lower person does or says something stupid or annoying. it consists of rubbing of the knuckles hard against the skull to cause moderate pain. usually the head is held stable with the weaker arm, and the nuggie is given […]
- BorgBorg
an obese fatty of german origin. un, boqouis boqouis le borg de borg. german for ‘human balloon’ look fritz, the borg borg is trying to run. ha ha ha – schnell borg borg, schnell!
- fabocking
facebook stalking someone hey girl i was just fabocking this dude and he looks like a s-x offender!
- ARFE
animals r for eating – an underground and very secretive militant carnivore organization. thought to be inactive. some idiots from arfe were throwing cheeseburgers at river pheonix causing a traffic jam in front of the viper club.
- Born-Again Fiscal Conservative
when a politician abruptly becomes conscious about government spending and the national debt, often occuring after their political party becomes the minority, and thus has less government influence to p-ss legislation. several republican members of the house of representatives became born-again fiscal conservatives when barack obama became president, after years of wasterful spending.