Nurfing
what a person is said to be doing when ‘surfing’ the web, but not actually looking for anything or doing anything in particular.
surfing, but doing nothing interesting.
nurfing / nurfin’ / snurfing
useful when girlfriend msn’s you and asks you what your doing, but you can’t really say “looking at p-rn on the internet honey”.
keri: hey, what are you up to mcquills?
mcquills: nurfing.
or
computer store guy: so, what will you mainly use the laptop for?
shopper: um, nurfin’.
nurfing: the act of nude surfing; s-xting; mysp-ce sl-t-surfing
nurfing is the act of adding random sl-ts within your area or in other area codes over mysp-ce and facebook and getting their number and texting them. once you get their number, you act like a super douche to them until the nude picture has been sent and then never talk to them again. make sure that these sl-ts are at least 18, otherwise it is considered child p-rn.
dude1: hey i was nurfing last night and this b-tch on mysp-ce sent me some pics of her from behind and her p-ssy was f-cking huge… here look.
– shows friend the pic-
dude2: … that’s a f-cking n-ts-ck bro.
dude1: oh… she still looks kinda hot from behind though.
asian foreplay. usually consisting of eating fish food off of ea other.
dude, last night. daniel and that hot asian chick where totally nurfing on each other.
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