Nurple Surker
a roommate that kisses, sucks nipple…etc while another roommate is in the room. -ssociated with a “nurple surking” sound. incredibly painful to witness and can often lead to depression, crying, random outrage, chronic masturbation. suggested cures: headphones, nyquil, snoring loudly, chronic masturbation (while in room), rat poison, reciting the words “shut the fugg up, i am still here and can hear you!”.
roommate 1, “yea mom, my room mate is a nurple surker, i’m going to drop out of college.”
roommate 1, “g-d d-mn nurple surkers kept me up all night.”
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