Nursing Home

1.) probably the worse place on the planet to ever work at, that is if you are a c.n.a. it is run by the r.n. and those godawful l.p.n.’s who think they are so intelligent because they p-ss oral meds all day long.2.) a place where you will come home with sh-t on your uniform because some nasty -ss son of a b-tch decided to sh-t on you 3.)also employs many street n-gg-rs who think they are the ‘sh-t’ and act as if they own the place. on top of that, they hate any white employee who actually has a future and didn’t get knocked up at 13. 4.) a godforsaken h-llhole 5.) a place where not one c.n.a. can be found, because those worthless employees flee the scene in a moment’s notice in order to get their 3-hr cigarette break.
if you just got your c.n.a. license, don’t ever work at a nursing home, unless you want to be disrespected 24/7 by the worthless nurses who are not capable of working anywhere else.
a roadblock between a quick and painless death
when i get old and can barely take care of myself, im not going into a nursing home. if i die from falling, o well! at least i didnt spend my last years around a bunch of control freak nurses telling me what to do all day, with a cr-ppy dorm room full of medical sh-t, and eating in this cr-ppy cafeteria eating mush.
a place where people go to die
bill: i am about to die so i paid $10,000 to live in a nursing home.
nils: you special special boy!
a place where there are no toilets, becuase everyone cr-ps in their pants. also, one of the funniest places to set off a fire alarm.
grandson: “dad, what’s that smell.”
father: “i think grandpa cr-pped in his pants again.”
grandson: “let’s send him to a nursing home.”
grandpa: “i’m old.”
a place where the elderly have to have their b-tts wiped everyday by some poor cna and where they listen to lame background music while playing bingo on “activity day.”
when my mom gets old enough, im putting her in a nursing home, fo sho!!!
a place where sick old people are ground up and made into hot dog meat.
“grampa, if you don’t shut your mouth, we’re going to send you to the nursing home.”
america’s number 1 growing place of mexican employment
yo dude’s u can pick more pockets in a nursing home than on the streets of los angles.

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