nut jam
the substance that forms in the area where your n-ts-ck and thigh meet after you haven’t showered in a while.
my nut jam smelled like b-ttered toast yesterday.
a nut jam is a man who is full of himself and is constantly talking about discusting things.
hey mary, “that dude is a nut jam!”
a pinkish/reddish jelly-like substance that forms when a man’s s-m-n mixes with the blood from a woman’s menstrual cycle after -j-c-l-t–n has occurred. this substance can sometimes be seen on the stomach region after “out-of-v-g-n-” -j-c-l-t–n.
please note: nut jam may not form when a condom is used.
“me and lisa hooked up while she was on her period and i made some nut jam when i came on her stomach.”
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