nut maggot
a slimy stupid headed man that is a douchetard all the way around. and he is the suckiest sailor alive, plus he tries to make up words and fails epically at it. they usually have a t name. like taylor.
that nut maggot is talkin sh-t again, good thing n-body listens.
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