nut mares


a terrible nut enduced dream, cause by eating nuts before going to sleep.
joe: “hey kent i shouldn’t have eaten that handfull of delicious pistachios before i went to bed last night, i had the most terrible crazy dreams.”

kent: “well joe it sound to me you had acase of the nut mares!!”

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