Nut Rabies
when you get done showering and realize that you missed a large amount of choap. the foamy soap bubbles that dangle from your t-st-cl-s are reminiscent of the foaming of the mouth that accompanies rabies.
“i was walking through the locker room and i felt the tell-tale slimy slipping of my n-ts-ck against my legs. i immediately realized that i had missed the choap during my rinse and had so much dangling that it looked like i had a bad case of nut rabies.”
“at first i thought i caught an std, but i soon realized the itching beneath my n-ts-ck was just dried up choap bubbled i missed in the shower. hey, at least my gf can’t catch a nasty case of nut rabies.”
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