nut ticklers
all the options in a car or truck or whatever item that is fully loaded.
john: see you got a new car?
fred: yeah it’s a s cl-ss mb its got all the nut ticklers.
this is when you take a sh-t, and it is so long that it tickles the back of your nutsac as it comes out.
“wow, that was one h-ll of a sh-t, it was a real nut tickler.”
someone who performs the service of tickling a n-ts-ck for 13.95 a tickle. or for 12.95 if they are a card carrying union member. (union members have health care)
“hey nut tickler you got change for a $20?”
“will you tickle one of my nuts for half price or is the price per sack, nut tickler?”
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