nut whiplash


it is where you get hit in the nuts so hard that they move back and forth causing whiplash and it causes large amounts of pain
guy1:hey! whats up?
ninja:-kicks guy1 in the nuts-
guy1:oh! god nut whiplash…
ninja:….-walks away calmly-
1 more definition
when your nuts to slam down which stretches out your sack and causes a rubber band action as it tightens back up and slingshots your nuts into your pelvis.
i get nut whiplash when i air 2 flat on the ice coast.

what does nut whiplash feel like?

after you drydock, it sometimes feels like the larger nut bounces off stuff and flings into your bunghole.

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