Nutella
g-d’s favourite spreadable food, made by pixies in the magical land of yum.
i eat so much nutella, i actually -j-c-l-t- it
a heavenly hazelnut and chocolate spread, basically s-x in a jar.
man, nutella trumps peanut b-tter any day.
the best f-cking spread – period. nothing can top the taste of chocolate and hazelnuts in this creamy delight. you can put it on just about anything, or eat it plain. this is quite possibly italy’s greatest contribution to the food world.
first created in the 1940’s by pietro ferrero in the piedmont region of northwestern italy(not france!!). chocolate was rationed during the times of world war ii, so mr. ferrero used hazelnuts in addition to the chocolate.
“nutella – the orignal creamy, chocolaty hazelnut spread.”
a heaven-like spread of goodness derived by the gods themselves. where the expression, “better than s-x.” actually applies.
dude that chick was so good in bed, but nothing compares to this amazing nutella i bought.
the chocolaty hazelnut joy bestowed upon us from the gods.
what wonders i have smeared upon my dinosaur shaped bread is that of true joy, true love, true wonder-nutella.
nutella is a creamy chocolate and hazelnut spread that can be correctly referred to as “s-x in your mouth”.
trufax
shaniqua: “dayum this nutella so good it’s like -rg-smic, like s-x in your mouth!”
a most yummy chocolately and hazelnut spread, recommended to be made into a milkshake or atop pancakes or just eaten straight from the jar. of french origin, the smallest size jar doubles as a drinking gl-ss!
petey, i think i’ll be having another nutella topped toast for brekkie!
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