Nutfacial
the act of taking one’s nuts and slapping and/or rubbing them against the face of the recipient or recipients
hey matt! did you see the nutfacial that alabama fan gave that lsu fan at krystals?! that sh-t was wack!
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- Achoo-Stillbirth
when you feel like you’re about to sneeze and it doesn’t come and you feel like your head is about to explode. john: oh man i just had a sneeze that didn’t come out. jake: oh, you mean an achoo-stillbirth . i hate those. john: yeah, they’re almost as bad as blue b-lls
- better left blank
to intentionally omit information, so as to avoid both lying an giving too much information. sometimes inferring that the person does not feel strongly, or that they wish to keep their views secret. when thomas got to the part of his online profile that asked religious preference, he thought that field was better left blank.
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- Doctor Web
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