Nutflix
the name used for the movie rental service when renting p-rnographic films.
guy 1: are you picking up deep impact on netflix?
guy 2: no…but i will be picking up deep throat on nutflix.
a p-rn movie delivery service, unnoticeable on bills, considering its one letter difference from “netflix”.
dude, can you come over tonight? i just got “pulp friction” and “school of c-ck” on nutflix!
p-rnographic film dvd club mail service,
“jack off where you want , when you want…nutflix”
oh man oh man, me love you long time # 13 is out on dvd but the video store is out!!!
guess i will be renting it from nutflix!!!!
renting softcore adult movies over netflix, particularly streaming them over xbox live with the hopes of busting a nut.
guy: “man, i added boyz life 6 to my instant queue on nutflix last night and sat through the whole thing without busting a nut.”
guy #2: “aww, d-mn that sucks man. next time try boyz life 7. lots of c-ck, i blew my load everywhere!”
gay p-rn.
heteros-xual friend: “hey what you doing on the computer?”
h-m-s-xual man: “oh i was just buying some movies.”
heteros-xual friend: “what kind of movies do you like?”
h-m-s-xual man: “nutflix darling. nutflix.”
heteros-xual friend: “whatever works for you man!”
any kind p-rn to make you -rg-sm
i was watching some nutflix, this chick was riding so good
a movie rentals-by-mail service for squirrels
squirrel#1: have you rented over the hedge yet?
squirrel#2: no, but i’ll get it off nutflix and watch it on nut inside.
squirrel#2: but there’s portable nut! you can watch nut outside!
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