nutley

nutley is a predominantly italian community, about a 15 minute drive from new york city. nutley is relatively small (less than 4 square miles) and is not famous for very much. most people who graduate from nutley go to rutgers, seton hall, montclair state, or penn state. for the most part it is a quiet and peaceful town with many parks to choose from on a nice day.
jeff: “back in nutley… what do you want to do tonight?”
gary: “go sit in a parking lot?”
rob: “sounds good.”
arien: (mumbles incoherently)
mike: “diner?”
jim: “i have to eat dinner.”
6 more definitions
add your own
medium sized, working/middle cl-ss north jersey town situated between belleville, clifton, and bloomfield. exactly what a non jersey resident thinks of when they think of nj. in fact was mentioned several times on the sopranos. think guidos, fake tans, big hair, great italian food and pizza. fun fact: annie oakley and martha stuart grew up there.
lets go to nutley and grab a slice at ralphs.
nutley is a small town in northern jersey filled with the fakest people in america. being tan and buff is a pretty big thing here, but drama has to be the number one thing about nutley. drama doesn’t stop in this h-ll hole, it has to be the most annoying thing ever. people normally hang out in the burger king parking lot, booth park, yantacaw park, or franklin ave. until they get kicked out of each place. think you cant get kicked out of a park? well in nutley, you can. everyone who lives here wants to get out.
steph: what do you want to do today?
amelia: well, we can go to bk, or one of the parks.
teresa: nutley sucks b-lls.
a town in jersey where the nextels chirp louder than the birds_ its also known as sl-tleyy. there is more drama then anyone ever could imagine_ 99.999 of the gurls are hoes. sl-ts. b-tches. wh-r-s. you name it we got it. pretty much everyone at nutley high are pot heads or alcholics or they just smoke cigarretes but mostlyy everyone does something. most guys are guido, and there aren’t many hott guys. basically everyone hates it
i want to get out of nutley cause i’m rotting away in this h-ll hole.
filled with gay preppy f-ggots who juice all day
tom:where you from?
ralph:nutley
tom:f-ggot
a place where the girls aren’t as hot as advertised. all they do is pack on tons of makeup to cover up their frightening faces. it would be hard to walk down the street and not find at least 3 artificially enhanced males with spiked hair and a fake tan. although they think their town is amazing, their high school has a horrible cocaine, perc, and weed problem. they deal drugs out of cars in mandees parking lot. in recent years, their football team has been plagued with allegations of steroid use. recently, their best football players were raised and taught how to play football in belleville, and moved to nutley to avoid the hispanic plague moving in from newark. although they tend to turn the other cheek, nutley has had problems and accidents with drunk driving over the past few years. although their football team has beat belleville almost every year for the last 10, belleville people are generally considered tougher, and usually always whip nutley kid’s -sses in fights. this has been going on for years. anyone who claims to be tough in nutley is either crazy, or was raised in belleville. nutley people generally look down on the town of belleville because of it’s diversity. what they don’t realize is that nutley will eventually be invaded as well.
white kid from nutley: “belleville sucks because of all the spics you guys have.. you are poor.”
white kid from belleville: “dude, you are from belleville.”
white kid from nutley: “uhh.. our football team will beat yours.”
white kid from belleville: “maybe because your starting quarterback, fullback, linebacker, and d-tackle are from belleville, and you guys all juice. why don’t we fight and see who wins that?”
white kid from nutley: “…sorry i said that.. i don’t wanna fight.”
a town in jersey where the nextels chirp louder than the birds_ its also known as sl-tleyy. there is more drama then anyone ever could imagine_ 99.999 of the gurls are hoes. sl-ts. b-tches. wh-r-s. you name it we got it. pretty much everyone at nutley high are pot heads or alcholics or they just smoke cigarretes but i probably hang out with most of them so i dont care. most guys are guido but again, they are probably my friends. nutley is also the sweetest place on earth because tdt lives there
example sentence

d-mn, i wish i lived in nutley, those tdt girls live there =)