nutmeg

in football/soccer when you dribble the ball between the defender’s legs
nutmeg nyahh!
nutmeg a very useful spice. also is the ultimate natural high that lasts up to three days. take one container of the smallest one from the supermarket. dump entire contents into hot cup of water and mix with a tea bag. down the whole cup. all residue must be consumed. it may taste like sh-t but you will be high for days. must consume on empty stomach to get full effect and don’t vomit. takes about 1 to 2 hr to start tripping. you will peak in about 12 to 18 hours. toking is not recommended while on nutmeg as a result you will go nuts.
dude, i dropped some nutmeg?
in football (soccer), a nutmeg is where you p-ss the ball through an opponent’s legs. this doesn’t have to be the goal keeper.
i nutmegged him!
a spice grown in south east asia and the west indies, whose proper nomenclature is myristca fragans. commonly used in eggnog around the holidays or in certain dishes, nutmeg gained a reputation among prisoners and bohemians as a cheap, legal, but long lasting high.

effects include rapid heart beat, flushed skin, blood shot eyes, a body high comparable to hash or even a low dose of mdma, intense s-xual pleasure, vivid (and often controllable) daydreams (known as nutmeg phantasies), finding everything funny, inability to walk (particularly if taken at bed time the night prior), frequently having to urniate/inhibition of urination, general giddiness, empathy and/or shift in perspective, and possible organ (liver) damage, although the latter is purely speculation do the fact that a chemical in nutmeg known as safarole is known to be hepatoxic. high quality, fresh off the boat nutmeg yields the best results. be prepared for a 3 day bender…

dosage varies from person to person, batch to batch of material, and even trip to trip at the same dose of the same material. for all you f-cktards saying “go ahead and eat it man” or “make sp-ce paste or a tea dude, it works and tastes good ” (if cat litter tastes good, go for it), its time to wakeup: measure out your dose, then take a tablespoon and a few pieces of toilet paper. most tp is segmented, and breaks into nice little squares. fill each tablespoon up and place each lump of powder onto the toilet paper. now get the drink of your choice, place each “bomb” (tp filled with meg) in your mouth, and flood your mouth with the fluid. take a big gulp. it should slide down your throat with little resistance or gagging. no nasty taste, no sh-t stuck in your teeth, just painfree and easy. this action is known as parachuting, bombing, or goldfishing. if powdered nutmeg is not available, you may want to find some fresh, unprocessed whole pieces of nutmeg which you can either ground up, or, if you are a real man or woman, eat the whole pieces with some orange juice as a chaser. whole nutmeg doesn’t taste nearly as foul as the powdered variety, in fact it tastes not even half bad. its spicy!
convict 1: “where the f-ck is my meth?!”

inmate 2: “i lost it sir, but i got you some nutmeg. it will have you trippin for days!”

convict 1: “toss my salad b-tch!”
a commonly found kitchen spice that can be used to get high. i know it sounds like bullsh-t but trust me. now, it tastes like as and you may throw up. this is why i recomend mixing it with something or putting it in empty pill capoles. you can also put it in a small square of paper and turn it into a ball and which to consume like a pill.

what most people,and even i, tend to do is take the correct amount,not feel high for hours and take even more… well for me it took a day,but now that it kicked in,its the wierdest and most awsome high ever. i noticed paroniod acions, very intense thoughts(good),and sudden nioses scared the t-ts out of me. the most enjoyable symptom is multiple personalities. i have been talking to myself for like 2 f-cking hours. i recommend u try it once. the most important thingto remember, you can overdose. i would probably take 3 teaspoons or 2 table spoons of the sh-t.

good luck!~~
sh-t man, we used all the weed last sat-rday.

dude,lets do some meg.

sounds good, but does nutmeg work?

h-lls ya man!
when you gizz (nut) and sh-t in a salt shaker, then sprinkle it on a ho like nutmeg. works best around the holiday season. and on girls named meg. also accepted as a topping on egg nog.

do not confuse with nutmeg, a tasty holiday spice. also, as a side note, stay away from girls named meg with nuts.

sh-t, man, i just nut-megged all over meg! i’m glad she was covered in egg nog.

if you’re playing soccer and your buddy just got nut-megged, talk to the ref. that sh-t’s nasty.
an awesome drug. i recomend that to take it you empty some capsuls and fill them up and swallow about 18 capsuls youl be trippin for like 3 days
those f-cking b-st-rds took my nutmeg!