nutritional fuck
the act of purchasing a food product based upon the nutritional facts guide on the package, then later realizing the serving size has been scaled down to something a small insect would ingest.
you: “heidi you just ate that whole bag of chips!”
heidi: “it’s okay, it only had 2 grams of fat.”
you: “you just got nutritional f-cked, that’s per chip dummy!”
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