Nutsack Tardzan
a minor injury that occurs during the unlikely combination of circ-mstances in which one is naked or wearing loose pants, trousers, slacks, shorts, or undergarments on a particularly warm day.
in order for it to happen, one must start a forward pendulous swing while initiating a free fall onto a hard surface, as if to sit. if the timing is precise, the hanging scr-t-m and concomitant t-st-cl-s will descend upon the surface at the very bottom of its swing, at maximum kinetic energy, causing an impact not dissimilar to a mentally disabled man attempting to swing on a vine that is just a fraction too long (a tardzan).
it was really hot out, and i had just peeled my b-lls off my taint, and plopped down on the bench and pulled a major n-ts-ck tardzan.
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