nutstache

1. the hair grown above the nuts after a ritualistic shaving.
2. the derogatory term for one who landscapes his crotch hair.
3. the hair grown by a northwoods lumberjack.
1. brian ohme has a fantanstic nutstache.
2. brian ohme is a f-cking nutstache
3. brian “he’s a lumberjack and he’s ok” ohme is a f-cking nutstache
a mustache on the genitals. with the p-n-s acting as a nose, the nut stache is the pubic hair under the shaft. it also may be part of a full nut beard.
you have such a thick nut stache!
when you finish a bl-w j-b by c-mming on her upper lip, like a milk mustache.
… turns out she doesn’t swallow so she ended up with a nut stache… looked like president taft.
when the hair on the top sides of your b-lls, just below your d-ck, grow so far out that when curly cued it looks like your b-lls have a nice little moustache.
“f-ck that man, i ain’t shaving for her! im growing a nutstache, she’s gonna fall in love with it and still suck me off”
the hair above a mans privates.
my boyfriend needs to manscape his nutstache, it’s out of control!
1. placing ones nut sac on the upper lip of another person. allowing the shaft to slap the forehead.

2. -j-c-l-t-ng on a victim’s upper lip and spreading it thin like a dirt stache.
1. chris totally nut stached me earlier today. his shaft left a mark on my forehead.

2. is my upper lip still crusty from my earlier nut stache?
what happens when your exgirlfriends dad cuts your b-lls off and crazy glues them to your upper lip.
t gave b a nutstache